『Luxurious Black Playboy beach towel with the classic white Playboy Bunny Logo. Playboy beach towels are made of 100% finest cotton. Towel Measures 30" x 60"』 タイトル『 Sex Pistols ~ Poster Print ~ Approx 24 x 36 inches >
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Alexander Institute
Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Don't waste your money) 『Please the people who reviewed this must work for the video company. This video was a total waste of my money. If I could give it less that a 1 I would. Save the 20.00 and just use your imagination. As far as the real life couples, they may be real but they are porn actors.』
(One way to keep you man home!) 『What guy would stray if he's getting sex in every room of the house?? This series has a lot of female appeal, but it's also perfect for couples' viewing because men will dig the sex scenes. My husband and I both enjoyed watching this. Hot but not sleazy, it's a great lead-in to a "night in" instead of a night out. It offers good information presented in a loving way and the couples are cute and sexy. I have checked out most of the Loving Sex DVDs and find them to be both informative and stimulating. I am definitely looking forward to future releases.』
(Pretty darned hot.) 『It's not that we don't find porn vids great to watch occasionally, but the Alexander Institute just seems to hit our particular buttons a little better. No disrespect to the silicone-enhanced professionals, but something about real couples in (at least perceptible) situations just causes our libidos to soar. And after setting the bar extremely high with the six hour Sexual Secrets, we popped this one into the DVD player expecting quite a bit. And though it isn't six hours long and contains a scene or two from the aforementioned title (or is it the other way around?), this video again delivers the goods with attractive participants, realistic situations, and HOT sex scenes. Though Julie Ashton and Charlie are noted porn actresses, they share their scenes with their actual significant others (in Charlie's case - her husband) and really look like they're enjoying themselves every minute. It's all filmed lovingly and respectfully. The first scene takes place in the kitchen with Julie and her lover engaging in foreplay using kitchen utensils and the countertop as their choice landing pad for intercourse. This leads into a living room discussion about sexual creativity with common household items with four couples, before Charlie and her husband share some quality time in the laundry room with a feather duster and a washing machine. A living room adventure, another short discussion, Julie and friend in a closet, and finally some office play and a hot Jacuzzi session finish this great title off. Maybe we're just jaded or burned out on porn videos. Double penetration, scars under huge fake breasts, close ups that are a bit TOO close for our taste; these things are thankfully avoided in this title. Best of all, we rarely finished any scenes before practicing our own "sex around the house." 』
(Not great at all) 『This was just like a porno, I could not believe the people on the DVD were married or a couple for that matter. The men in the video sounded dumb, but if you are a woman you will find the men as eye candy and if you were in a relationship you would want the men to just shut up and get to business without saying a word ..lol..and if you are a man the women are above average- but the people that make these DVDs are not going to put unattracted couples in these, after all they want you to watch it; it is not worth the full price...get it used if you buy it.』
(RIGHT AT HOME) 『Reviewed by: Katie Rose `Sex Around the House' is one in the `Loving Sex' series, instructional videos designed to help couples through different aspects of sexuality. If you've never watched an instructional video this is going to be an interesting adventure. Since I wasn't sure what to expect from this video, my partner and I debated on getting comfortable or making a pizza before watching the festivities. Since this technically was work, we decided on the pizza which I threw in the oven, grabbed my notebook, then hit the play button. It opened with a sort of `man on the street' scene in which a woman was asking passersby what they would do with assorted household objects - a rolling pin, a spatula, a feather duster, and much to my partner's horror clothes pins. While the people were hesitant to offer uses for these items, they came up with some typical and humorous responses. From there it took us to the actual introduction where Julie Ashton, a bright and blonde woman is seated at a sofa interviewing Dr. Ava Cadell. Dr. Cadell is one of the nation's leading sexologists. She was dressed professionally, had dark hair, and if I thought Julie was bubbly, Dr. Cadell bubbled over with enthusiasm for the subject matter. Sex Around the House - is about finding new sexual pleasures right at home. Julie goes on to invite Dr. Cadell into her home. She explains that she is having several couples over for the weekend and that she'd love the Doctor to give them a personal lesson. The doctor agrees, and we then are transported to Julie's home. What follows is the introduction of Julie's friends to Dr. Cadell who goes on to show the same items that were offered to the people on the street. She again asks for suggested use, but then offers a few ideas of her own -along with a warning that items used for sexual purposes should not be used for everyday purposes. The strangest had to have been the pasta spoon. The doctor suggests that you can use it by rubbing it lightly up and down your partner's body or stroking it through their hair. She encourages the group to look at everything in their home as a potential sex object. Think about how the object can heighten your senses. After the doctor leaves, the video goes through a series of scenes showing each of the couples as the have sex utilizing Dr. Cadell's advice - sex in the laundry, the kitchen, the bathroom, the office, even a closet. The most novel idea I thought was by using the phone to call your partner in another area of the house and then engage in some foreplay phone sex. Obviously, not everyone has a home as well put together at Julies. Rooms dedicated as an office/workout room or a sunken tub in their bathroom are not the norm, but I could see how the concept could be adapted to any household. For the entire day after I watched the video, I couldn't help but look twice at every item that I picked up. Besides the main part of the video, the DVD offers additional sex tips from Dr. Patti Britton, sexuality information, links to important sites and a bonus scene from one of the other Loving Sex programs. What does it all add up to? Each of the couples seemed to be actually enjoying themselves. There was banter between each other, none of the `do me now!' type of porno. It was very loving and yet very hot to watch - that is not to say that in real life these items don't go hand in hand, but in the world of porn it's almost nonexistent. Since I'm not an expert in determining when a woman has had an orgasm just by looking at her, I couldn't tell if they truly had, but they did look excited and into what they were doing, not just going through the motions. And when the guys climaxed it looked real. No money shots here! I liked this video and I would recommend it to couples that are looking to expand their lovemaking beyond the boundaries of their bed. Even if you never have sex outside of the bedroom, the items you bring to your bed will help to enhance and heighten your sexual experience. By the way, the pizza went uneaten.』 『With the help of sex expert Dr. Ava Cadell, Juli shows how to experience new sexual pleasures right at home. Three sexy couples move beyond the bedroom to discover a variety of creative uses for otherwise common household items found in every room of the house. Includes new techniques for women and men. With Juli Ashton, Devin, Charlie and Chennin Blanc. Very explicit, 85 min.』
price：$5.72
Sounds True, Incorporated
Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (What "men don't get" and how to change) 『Finally, a book that explains what it is men don't get and what to do about it.
It explains why women suddenly lose interest in sex when the guy is really going.
It's not new age-y, it's the most grounded and sensible manual I've ever read. Here's a paragraph p. 108:
"Growing up, I was raised to treat boys and girls, men and women, equally. To me, that meant treating them the same. I simply had no idea that in intimacy, sameness is not sexy. It was a while until I learned that magnetic sexual polarity is based on the attractive play between masculine and feminine forces, which are equal in power, but also very different. Sex is the play of their differences, their push and pull, their interpenetration, union, and pleasurable unity. But a mush soup of mushy neutered sameness is not the basis for sexual play."
Taught by a man and and gives essential information for men. It describes sex on a physical level (and how many men get stuck here), then how it gets more intimate on a feeling level (and how most women function here), and even more intense when a merging unity happens between partners. YES! A book that gets beyond the physical.
I bought this for three men in my life. So good!
"Quite simply, the best sex manual in print, for the enlightened, the unenlightened, and everybody in between." ~Ken Wilber』
(Deida never disappoints) 『While I prefer David Deida's audio lectures over his written material, I am again reminded that Deida's insight is transformative and stands alone as the best in spiritual/sexual teaching.』
(Just awful) 『I ordered this book because I found the author's "Way of the Superior Man" to be fairly good. This book, however, is a skimpy combination of generic sexual advice and new age nonsense. According to this book, the secret of enlightened sex is deep breathing. I would resell it if the value exceeded the bother.』
(Superior Book) 『I'm a huge David Deida fan, and this book is one of his best. Very direct and to the point, he tells you what sex can really be and how to get there. I'd write a longer review, except I have to have sex for at least 45 minutes at a time (after reading the recommendation in this book), and so there's not as much time in my schedule these days. oh well :)』
(Yes, there is more to great sex...) 『This respectfully written little book gives you the basics for healthy love making. If you are into learning how to use sex as a doorway to communion with your inner self/partner/God&undo any energetic/physical/emotional blocks in your system, than this book will serve as a clear guide. All of David Deida's books are great. I also highly recommend "Making Love" by Barry Long. That book has some helpful information that I have found profoundly improves lovemaking, as well as some mythology that I could do without.』 『The secret to enlightenment and great sex is revealed to be one and the same in this groundbreaking manual for lovers. Author David Deida has trained for decades in the art of spiritual and sexual awakening. Now he presents the ultimate collection of skills for opening to the physical, emotional, and spiritual rewards of intimate embrace.』
Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (kt oslin greatest hits) 『I am very pleased with using this seller. They sent me the cd so fast that it made my head spin. I had never recieved such fast service!! We enjoyed listening to the cd while on our 2000 mile vacation. I will continue to use amazon because the service you recieve from the sellers is amazing!!』
(Classy and Brassy) 『This is my favorite album from Miss Oslin. She hit a home run with this one.』
(Still makes me cry) 『I've heard these songs so many times, but "Hold Me" has got those tears flowing again. How did KT Oslin know my life story? There's never been anyone like her and I doubt there will be!』
(Could Have Been Much Better...) 『This CD is mostly just awful. Sure, it's her "greatest hits," and they're all here (less the singles "Money" and "Mary and Willie"), but it's the new songs - mostly awful - that break up the flow of the old classics. K.T. sounded her best when she was produced by Harold Shedd. The new songs are just awful tripe, with the possible exception of "New Way Home," and even that production is overblown. Keep her old albums and make your own contribution.』
(Meeting old friends after 20 years) 『I am going to see 4 friends in July in Chicago. We haven't seen each other nor barely communicated in 20 yrs. But we are getting together this summer. We raised our children together when we were younger. Now we will see each other as ladies, married, mothers and professionals.
K.T. these are great women, we all went in different directions. But me I'm like you I think I'm the crazy one. Not in a bad way just full of hell and honey. Wanna join us? 』
Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Watch for the small backgound stuff.) 『Wow, I don't know where to start. I love this movie and it's the little things that make it shine. It's one of those movies where you watch the background characters and action.
Examples: the "wacky glue" phantom who glues dildos in the trophy case, teacups on the chest of a Venus d'milo replica, and a urinal to the door of the principal's office. (Which the foreign exchange student later uses!)
The "Blue Flamers" that meet at the drive-in and then after long descriptions of the gaseous foods they ate, proceed to light their - er "wind".
When Leslie, the female lead, is babysitting with her 12 year old sister and the sister finds a vibrator and asks what it is for. Leslie tells her it is for "curling your hair." and in the background we see her sister try to curl her hair.
At the winter dance, after hints of how bad the food from the club is -- we see a tray of meatballs being carried by one of the sub-characters. When the meatballs fall off the tray they BOUNCE like little rubber balls across the floor.
Christopher Lloyd and Collen Camp are fun to watch. I wish Jeanne Mori could have made it big, she's a hoot as the dead-pan Sunshine.
The little one-liners and sight gags continue through the entire movie. I really wish this was available on DVD. Watch it once if you get the chance, relax and have a bit of fun. 』
(Based on the book? Well...) 『The only connection here to the esteemed book is that our main (and desperate) character Alan (Cameron Dye) keeps a well thumbed copy with him in class. He pines for Leslie (Michelle Meyrink) who's considered off-limits because her father (Christopher Lloyd) is the overprotective lethal wrestling coach. Leslie is looking to"score"also - she misunderstands her doctor and thinks she only has a few months to live. Subplots revolving around Alan and Leslie's attempts to"lose it"include a confused exchange student from Mecca and an undercover policewoman (Colleen Camp) who's looking to bust a student named"Mushroom"Malone. Formula teen comedy offers some laughs and originality - not to mention a"fart lighting"contest.』
(Joy of Sex) 『I have seen this movie and if you want a good side splitting laugh get this movie. It will take you back to the hi jinks of your high school days. It is well worth the money to get it.』
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Sony Pictures
Usually ships in 1 to 2 days Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Nice trip down memory lane!) 『I saw this movie back when I was a teen and thought it was hilarious. When I saw it was available on DVD, I had to buy it immediately. I have bought some flicks that I liked as a kid, and after watching them as an adult thought "How could I have ever liked that"? That is not the case with this movie. It does seem a bit disjointed, watching the different story lines play out, but the movie is just as funny to me now as it was 25 years ago. Don't expect to have your life changed by watching this movie, but if you grew up in the 60's, 70's, or even the 80's, I think you'll get a kick out of this one!』
(HOLLYWWOD KNIGHTS) 『This a very funny movie about a bunch of kids having fun. It has adult humor. I really enjoyed it』
(Hollywood Knights) 『This was a funny movie! I bought it for my husband who really wanted it. It is one of his favorites』
(Fast) 『Super fast delivery time of a fairly rare movie. Will definately use this seller again』
(Hollywood Knights) 『It is good to go back a little and remember how it was. This movie does just that. The pranks are a little out there agaisnt the police but it is all in fun. Funny and enjoyable.』 『You've got to give credit to the Hollywood Knights. They may be crass, juvenile, sex-mad pranksters, but they have an open-door policy: nerds and jocks alike are welcome, as long as they show proper disrespect for authority.The Hollywood Knights, a minor 1980 cult comedy poised somewhere between the innocent nostalgia ofAmerican Graffitiand the raunchy humor ofAnimal House, chronicles the antics of a practical-joking high school gang on Halloween night, 1965. In tribute to the last night of their favorite hangout, a Beverly Hills drive-in marked for destruction by the snooty Chamber of Commerce, the gang's court jester Newbomb Turk (Robert Wuhl in his film debut) leads the Knights in an all-out assault on the forces of law and order, conformity, and good taste. Nestled in the parade of toilet humor, fart jokes, mooning rebels, and topless co-eds, however, are the ruminations of the end of an era: the times they are a changin'. The doo-wop and surf soundtrack gives way to Motown, the Mamas and the Papas, and the Byrds as high school sweethearts Tony Danza and Michelle Pfeiffer weather the transition from puppy love to adult romance and Vietnam looms on the horizon. It's a schizophrenic film, bopping from juvenile anarchy to thoughtful drama and back again with a sloppy but energetic drive and a rowdy rebelliousness that will never be accused of sensitivity, decency, or dignity. Fran Drescher, Gary Graham, and a hilarious Stuart Pankin also star.--Sean Axmaker』 『Mutrux's crude cult classic answer to AMERICAN GRAFITTI and ANIMAL HOUSE follows the comic exploits of the Hollywood Knights, a rowdy, prank-happy car club, and their screwball leader Newbomb Turk (Wuhl). When a group of Beverly Hills preppies decide to run the dclass pranksters out of town by closing down their hang-out--Tubby's Drive-in--the 'Knights (featuring a young Danza and Pfeiffer) unleash a chaotic string of practical jokes in retaliation, culminating in a hell-raising Halloween free-for-all. Long enjoying cable TV-fed cult status, the film's video release was held up for years due to music rights.』
price：$15.49
Warner Home Video
Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Review Of The 1956 Epic 'Giant' (2003 WB)) 『 1.) The audio is pretty good (some of the music is so famous such that anyone born and raised in Texas in the past 50 years probably knows it without even realizing it) but the picture image quality has not fared so well. Another reviewer theorized that the DVD was made from a 3rd or 4th generation copy. About that I don't know but the result is that some of the imagery is not as good as it should be. (Example : In the opening shot a watering pond for cattle (in Texas it's known as a 'tank') is shown. The color is faded and not clear making one wonder how the opening scene looked to theater audiences 50 years ago.)
2.) I think that some of the acting is overdone and the attempt to 'act like Texans' causes some of the scenes to be almost comical (you have to 'stand back' and think about how the scenes strike you). Now, having said that, I will also say that some of the scenes are so 'classic' that they make up for shortcomings of other scenes. (Example: When James Dean shows-up covered in oil after his first well comes in, it seems exactly what anyone would do when everyone else figured that he would 'lose-his-shirt'.)
The overall 'look-and-feel' of 'Giant' is so much larger-than-life that its strenghts overcome its shortcomings. If heroic music gets you excited, and the thought of a horizon that stretches further than seems reasonable makes you want to get in your car and 'head west', then you've got to see 'Giant'.
- Paul Nix (Oct 2009) 』
(Jim's Review) 『The item was in perfect shape and the vendor was very quick in getting it to me.』
(Beautiful CLASSIC movie) 『Elizabeth Taylor is STUNNING. This movie is captivating, you won't be able to turn away. Great story and perfect characters』
("Bick, you shoulda shot that fella a long time ago. Now he's too rich to kill.") 『In GIANT, the last entry of James Dean's motion picture trilogy, he portrays Jeff Rink, an oil rig worker who acquires a piece of land, sets out on his own, strikes oil and eventually becomes a petroleum multi-millionaire. On the night of the triumphant opening of his magnificent airport/hotel complex some years later, Rink boozes himself into oblivion and shocks the attending crowd with an incoherent podium speech. (Note: Dean's inebriated ramblings were dubbed by Nick Adams.)
Here, Dean enthusiastically chews scenery and everything in sight; thus he's the best-remembered part of a story that's primarily about the Benedicts, 'Bick' (Rock Hudson) and Leslie (Elizabeth Taylor), and the contrasts between their old money elegance and the nouveau riche vulgarity of Dean's.
A sweeping Edna Ferber melodrama as big as the Lone Star State itself that's directed by George Stevens, "Giant" unfolds more slowly than most newer films. Despite great scenery, cinematography, sets, a strong cast and fine music score, because of its leisurely pace this epic hasn't held up as well (in my opinion) as Dean's penultimate effort, REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (1955).
Recommended: Liz Taylor's meaty performance as 'Maggie the Cat' in the screen adaptation of Tennessee Williams' CAT ON THE HOT TIN ROOF (1958) may be the pinnacle of her legendary career. Co-stars Paul Newman (as inattentive husband 'Brick') and Burl Ives (as the unforgettable 'Big Daddy').
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(The Movie "Giant") 『The movie "Giant" is merely the best from start to finish! The screen play, acting, direction and photography is set aside for none to compare!
To witness James Dean's transition from youth to middle age was a masterpiece!
』 『They call itGiantbecause everything in this picture is big, from the generous running time (more than 200 minutes) to the sprawling ranch location (a horizon-to-horizon plain with a lonely, modest mansion dropped in the middle) to the high-powered stars. Stocky Rock Hudson stars as the confident, stubborn young ranch baron Bick Benedict, who woos and wins the hand of Southern belle Elizabeth Taylor, a seemingly demure young beauty who proves to be Hudson's match after she settles into the family homestead. For many the film is chiefly remembered for James Dean's final performance, as poor former ranch hand Jett Rink, who strikes oil and transforms himself into a flamboyant millionaire playboy. Director George Stevens won his second Oscar for this ambitious, grandly realized (if sometimes slow moving) epic of the changing socioeconomic (and physical) landscape of modern Texas, based on Edna Ferber's bestselling novel. The talented supporting cast includes Mercedes McCambridge as Bick's frustrated sister, put out by the new "woman of the house"; Chill Wills as the Benedicts' garrulous rancher neighbor; Carroll Baker and Dennis Hopper as the Benedicts' rebellious children; and Earl Holliman and Sal Mineo as dedicated ranch hands.--Sean Axmaker』 『Giant is a movie of huge scale and grandeur in which three generations of land-rich Texans love swagger connive and clash in a saga of family strife racial bigotry and conflict between cattle barons and newly rich oil tycoons. It's also one of the most beloved works of director George Stevens who won an Academy AwardO* for this film one of 10 Oscar nominations** the film earned.Running Time: 201 min.Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: DRAMA UPC: 012569706903』
price：$2.49
Universal Studios
Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (The 40 Year Old Virgin) 『Wow- if you only saw this movie on TV what a difference the real deal is! Get ready for some hard language. If you don't mind then you'll really get the jist of this movie. I wouldn't have it any other way- get the movie and get ready for some real laughs!』
(Apatow's "one") 『Normally adolescent humor, Apatow comes through with this (thanks to Carell's writing and acting.
I don't normally care for the "Oscars" (or awards shows in general) but I remember in 2005 the intense debate (hype) to figure out what would be the "best film" of 2005. There was Crash, Brokeback Mountain, Capote, Good Night, and Good Luck, and Munich. Personally, I would rather watch Munich again over all those movies. But other notables were Syriana and 40 year old Virgin.
Crash would win "best flim" and Phillip Hoffamn for "best performance". But this movie will be the most remembered and most watched of the entire lot for the decades to come and Carroll's performance should of at least nominated him the for the funky award (ala, Cary Grant).』
(amusing and easy to watch) 『My girlfriend called this one and I enjoyed it in spite of lower expectations. A comic take on the social dynamics of sexual attraction, the show picks low hanging fruits and squeezes them into humorade - enjoyable and easy to drink :)
The characters are flat, and there are no surprises before the final credit sequence.. wow! The movie doesn't take itself seriously, so we don't have to - we can laugh at our ridiculous society and how obsessed we are with sex, being sexy, and every perception thereof.
Set in Los Angeles and clearly inspired by San Francisco's 40 Days and 40 Nights, I wish the creators had weaved a strand or two of LA culture (ala L.A. Story (15th Anniversary Edition)) into the film.』
(Do me yo-yo master do me! I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!) 『Andy (Steve Carell) works at an electronic store as a stock boy. Andy also plays video games and collects comics and rare toys. Andy's weekend of fun is buying the ingredients for an egg salad sandwich...and making it. Andy is 40 years old. Andy is also a virgin.
Within the store that Andy works at are a bunch of guys who do what most guys do. Talk crap to one another (in a `friend' way), play poker, go clubbing, lookin for the chickys, and even going to see donkey shows. Well, Andy doesn't really fit in with the rest of the group, but one day the rest of the guys ask Andy to fill in at the poker game because one of the regulars won't be there. During the game the guys start talking about sex and women, and Andy makes the mistake of saying boobs feel like a bag of sand. Thanks to this mistake the guys figure out he's still a virgin. And instead of making his life a living hell, they decide to help him out in the ways they know how.
This movie has made me laugh so many times and in so many spots. Judd Apatow (writer, director, and producer) has the exact same kind of comedy as me. And to me that comedy is just straight stupid and non-caring and perverse and quick witted and spontaneous...and ... and... well... there is just so much more. Thankfully Apatow has made it in the movie business because the networks sure didn't let him succeed on T.V. (Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared). Also I'm happy that Apatow has kept a lot of his actors from his T.V. shows and starred or co-starred them in his movies, Like Seth Rogen for instance. To me, Seth was just not that funny at all in Freaks and Geeks, but now he's one of my favorite actors for a comedy. I've seen The 40-Year Old Virgin around 20 times since it came out in theaters and I still laugh at it in many spots.
The only bad thing I can say about this movie is that it just isn't for everyone. Some people's humor is just so far gone or to snobbish that they'll never like a movie like this. There is a lot of cussing, perverse jokes, and even nudity. And that's ok that it's not for everyone, but for the people that cant stand movies like this... how do you not know what you are getting into before you watch something like this?
In the end, I would say BUY this movie if you love to laugh at some crude humor. Stay away if you don't.
P.S. I would love to be in an Apatow movie. 』
(All sexual innuendo and hijinx aside, Beautiful movie) 『Extremely funny,I have never heard such funny descriptions involving alligator and house. Mooj is funny as F! lol . all the characters are funny. I can watch this movie over and over. I think this is the BEST film Seth Rogen has been in. and one of the best of judd apatow along w/ talladega nights and anchorman all others are just so-so.』 『ANDY STITZER HAS GONE 40 YEARS WITHOUT 'DOING IT'. NOW HIS PALS ARE MAKING IT THEIR MISSION TO HELP HIM SCORE ... FAST! CAN HE SURVIVE THEIR HILARIOUSLY BAD ADVICE? WILL HE LAND IN THE ARMS OF THE WAY-TOO-EXPERIENCED OR THE WAY-TOO-DRUNK? OR CAN HE FIND TRUE LOVE WHERE HE LEAST EXPECTS IT-FROM A GORGEOUS GRANDMOTHER?』 『Cult comic actor Steve Carell--long adored for his supporting work onThe Daily Showand in movies likeBruce AlmightyandAnchorman--leaps into leading man status withThe 40 Year-Old Virgin. There's no point describing the plot; it's about how a 40 year-old virgin named Andy (Carell) finally finds true love and gets laid. Along the way, there are very funny scenes involving being coached by his friends, speed dating, being propositioned by his female manager, and getting his chest waxed. Carell finds both humor and humanity in Andy, and the supporting cast includes some standout comic work from Paul Rudd (Clueless,The Shape of Things) and Jane Lynch (Best in Show,A Mighty Wind), as well as an unusually straight performance from Catherine Keener (Lovely&Amazing,Being John Malkovich). And yet... something about the movie misses the mark. It skirts around the topic of male sexual anxiety, mining it for easy jokes, but never really digs into anything that would make the men in the audience actually squirm--and it's a lot less funny as a result. Nonetheless, there are many great bits, and Carell deserves the chance to shine.--Bret Fetzer』
Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Goodly) 『Works just like you would imagine. Goes in and buzzes. Good times had by all.』
(Best One In The Box) 『This is a review on the G-spot attachment for the Magic Wand.
First of all you must have a Hitachi Magic Vibrator for these to be of much use. And if you don't already have one... you NEED one.
They look like solid plastic items but they are actually hollow and therefore flexible. Don't get me wrong they are more than sturdy enough to get the job done without any extra effort. But it does allow them to flex just enough to not cause any extreme pressure on the vibrator or body part when the wand is repositioned (which I must say... adds to the pleasure).
The straight attachment has never been out of it's bag, more to the point though, is that the g-spot attachment has NEVER since been off of the wand!! (other than cleaning). That should tell you how my wife feels about it. In fact, one thing I recall her saying the next day was, "THEY DON'T CHARGE ENOUGH FOR THESE". ....LOL
We both highly recommend the Magic wand and the attachments to anyone who currently uses anything else in this "department".
"Happy-O" :)
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(It must be a learned skilled) 『You have to be patient and learn how to use the attachments. Hubby and I have learned they are very different from normal little toys.』
(Probably worth the money) 『These products seems to work well. They attach firmly to the Hitachi and remain in place until removed. Removal is not difficult, and clean up is easy enough. They succeed in projecting the massager's power to places otherwise inaccessible.』
(SWEET! Whips up so much cream! Incredible! Shipped quick! Satisfied!) 『Awesome! I highly recommend an attachment for the Magic Wand. These are great, easy to clean and durable. G-Spotter is a must.』 『2 attachments in this kit for reaching those hard to get to places. This package set features both the straight attachment, which is an extended smooth-shaped soft-molded attachment and a specially curve-shaped attachment for the Magic Wand Personal Vibrating Massager. The attachments fit onto the tennis ball shaped head of the massager. Made from a soft, smooth plastic that easily cleans with soap and water. Won't tear rip or break.* Soft molded Wand Massager Attachment with reassuring long smooth shape and design
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Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Not Perfect, But Still Quite Good) 『I researched this product for about 2 months and really struggled about buying it, but it has ended up being worth it. Don't get me wrong, a hand is great: it's free, it's more manipulative (for getting just the right spot), and it's always there ; ) --but it isn't the most realistic thing out there.
This is where the fleshlight comes in. This thing is great is you want to get better at having real sex and lasting longer, because it's more realistically shaped like a vagina than your hand, so it forces you to act as if you actually were having vaginal sex. Using this thing will get you to last longer over time. In this sense, it's great.
Another bonus--though also somewhat of a negative--is fluid collection. This thing collects the fluid that you expel so you don't have to worry about making a mess. Also, you can try harder at the end and not have to get some kleenex or paper towel ready for the collection process, and this in turn makes climax more enjoyable. However, it is somewhat of a pain to clean the fleshlight itself.
There are a few downsides, however. The fleshlight requires a bit more prep work and cleanup time, but in the end you could be saving time as this might get you excited faster and therefore ejaculate sooner. Finally, it's somewhat taboo for men to have sex-toys, so you might have to hide it, and worse still is having to hide it while you must go to the bathroom to clean it.』
(wonderful product) 『I held off buying this for a while because of the price, but oh my god it was so worth it! So tight and lifelike feeling - I have several other cheaper similar items and they don't come close to the tightness and feel of this. I like to practice control like in the tantric sex teachings (getting right up to the point of ejaculating and feeling the orgasmic feelings without going over the edge, then backing off and doing it over again so it lasts a long time.) That strengthens the muscles so I can last longer for my wife. It was hard to maintain control with this because it was so tight but it is great to practice with. And cleanup is so simple.』
(overrated) 『you really have to go out of your way to enjoy one of these things. first keep it in warm or hot water to recreate real-lifeness. then when your done you obviously have to clean it inside and out which takes a few minutes, unless ur nasty. then you have to wash the lube off from urself. it does feel good but its a little far from "lifelike" and its not for the masturbator on the go. rosy palms and some spit do just fine and in half the time.』 『The Original Pink Lady has brought gratification to more men worldwide than any other male sex toy in history. A smooth, soft canal replicates the intense sensations of its female counterpart, while allowing for maximum comfort and lubrication. Free sample lubricant included with purchase.』
Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Well worth the price of admission.) 『Maximus is much more full-bodied than other lubricants out there. It has a wonderful ability to adhere to lubricating surfaces even in very tight quarters... it doesn't become wiped away when the squeeze is on, but rather continues to maintain a slippery film between the moving parts. If it is wiped off with a towel instead of being washed off, it doesn't leave a sticky, unpleasant residue like KY or ID will, but it isn't the nice smoothness that Liquid Silk delivers either... it is kind of neutral. So,the bottom line is: in it's place, (the very tight squeezes that will have a lot of friction) Maximus can't be beat.』
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(Best lube ever.) 『I most highly recommend this product to anyone who likes to have sex. Anyone. It's slick and stays that way, and is good for easing things in, either way. It's also very economical, you never have to use too much if you don't want to. One large bottle will last me months. (So if you think the price is hefty, just remember it will last you far longer than the cheap stuff at the store, and will serve you better.)
The only sad thing about it is that it contains parabens, and I know some people don't like them. But if you can do with them, then by all means, buy Maximus!』
(It's OK, but just that) 『It's got a good viscosity, but if you use it for a while like an "edging" excercise, your tool of choice sort of gets a feeling of maybe being in the water for 12 hours...sorta weird, not like any other lube I've tried.』
(Does everything it is supposed to do - with elan) 『"Maximus" is Latin for "The Greatest."
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Its best feature is that it is completely water soluble. A simple rinse will remove it from anything (including bedding and clothing). Its second best feature is that it has superior lubricating qualities.
It appears to have a shelf life of at least 4 years (as the expiration date on the containers I purchased says: "Best if used before Sep. 2012"). The 50 ml bottles are very convenient for purse or pocket, and, travel well even during outdoor adventures.
It is excellent for aiding intimacy in any circumstances.
The third thing I really appreciate about this is the classy and discrete packaging. I don't feel embarassed, with intimates, about packaging on this product;(unlike many lubricants for intimacy that involve flourescent colors, names and slogans that belong on the walls of bathroom stalls, or, shapes that commemorate images and concepts I learned in abnormal psychology classes).
This product has style and class. I, for one, welcome this marketing approach (finally) for this type of product.
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Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (It was really good!) 『It begins with Humbert Humbert, an old pervert who has a crush on this 12 year old girl and begins to form a relationship with her. What makes this book brilliant is the psychological depth and it's allusions to great literature. This book really delves into it's theme and is has the complexity of an ocean. Nabokov writes with a fluidity and grace of language that it helps give us an understanding about who H.H is. And even though we hate H.H, we are still enthralled by the narrative which although it is appalling, it is quite interesting.』
(Eh, to be honest...) 『Am I allowed to say that Lolita is overrated? The prose was fine, sure...but great? Probably not. Samuel Beckett's prose is great, David Foster Wallace's prose is great...Nabokov, as others have pointed out, perhaps tries too hard, or is simply better in his native Russian. Nabokov's prose is, I dunno, somewhat clunky and dry and boring? And then the story itself...well, it's interesting, but Nabokov's delivery is tedious. Not quite the "aesthetic bliss" he spoke of in the afterword.
I expected to love this book. The first paragraph was gorgeous. After that, I found myself trudging through the book.
I never had the feeling of Humbert as an actual character, a person, narrating his own story and giving us his emotions and whatnot. He always seemed to me someone who was being written through. What I mean is: the whole thing felt a bit contrived.
My biggest moment of frustration with the book came near the end, on the top of page 283 (section 31 of part two), where Nabokov seems to, at least to me, have Humbert give a very shabby regurgitation of Dostoevsky's brilliant conversation between Alyosha and Ivan Karamazov in which Ivan refuses to accept the suffering of children, even if it all gets "worked out" in the big picture...
By this I don't mean that I don't think this book isn't decent...it's just not at all great, not an excellent book. I.e. not a five-star book. That's it.』
(Haunting and Chilling) 『What a beautiful, haunting tale of perverse love.
Nabakov is able to explore the story of a middle-aged man obsessed with a (pre-) adolescent girl with such power and depth that at times, I had to wonder at the inspiration for it. At the basis, the inspiration can be seen as any love, desire, and obsession for someone outside of your acceptable grasp. I can see the inspiration being that of love that drives you to insanity, which is just about any unreciprocated love. I can see the inspiration being pain, and wanting to come up with a justification for the pain...
Either way, I was both disturbed and enraptured by Nabokov's descriptions of love, and his understanding of what being swept up with someone really entails. The lack of a structured timeline, for one, is a key indicator that this is a true-to-emotion tale. How many of us, who have every really felt a rush of love have any grasp over the days, weeks, and years that surround that object of our desire?
Yes, it is a hard read. Yes, it might be noted only for it's subject matter. Yes, there are reasons to not want to turn another page after some of the descriptions of love and lust in a relationship most all of us will deem unacceptable by any stretch of the imagination. But encompassed in this book, too, are reasons to want to reach the end, to see how HH comes to the end of his story, to see how he deals with the loss of a love and his grace.』
(cruel, anarchic tragedy) 『I picked up Lolita one day. It caught my attention and I wanted to see for myself what all the fuss was about- good and bad- that's loomed over-head since and before it's publication.
My immediate impression and what ordered me to order a few other Nabokov titles before finishing Lolita, was the artistic, secretive prose, that flows like smooth running water.
On the surface of the current, the words glide with aesthetic precision creating fantastic windows of vision from the most simple and ordinary phrases. It seems within each hole opening before us, is a little detail that magnifies a story within a story. One has to be more than a passive observer, but also a detective- like when watching a Bergman movie; because underneath the verse-like prose is a chess-match of wit.
As far as the morality of the story, read it and think for yourself. What I've found when talking to people about it, some who are familiar with it aren't afraid of the subject matter; they don't let words like: pedophile, rape, pornographic stop them from observation. While others who haven't taken a look, are stuck, probably not going to pick it up because of taboo WORDS!
At the very least I would recommend reading this for a conversation piece. Because it raises very good questions that are fun to try to analyze by oneself and with the help of others.』
(Titilating) 『I really enjoyed this book. It's eroticism appealed to my perverted, filthy mind, altho in today's world, you could be arrested for saying so, almost anyway. At least, better not have anything on your laptop supporting it. I read it simply because I wanted to see what passes for literature though, and I was not disappointed. Okay, okay, I really wanted to see just how dirty it was. hehe he』 『Despite its lascivious reputation, the pleasures ofLolitaare as much intellectual as erogenous. It is a love story with the power to raise both chuckles and eyebrows. Humbert Humbert is a European intellectual adrift in America, haunted by memories of a lost adolescent love. When he meets his ideal nymphet in the shape of 12-year-old Dolores Haze, he constructs an elaborate plot to seduce her, but first he must get rid of her mother. In spite of his diabolical wit, reality proves to be more slippery than Humbert's feverish fantasies, and Lolita refuses to conform to his image of the perfect lover.
Playfully perverse in form as well as content, riddled with puns and literary allusions, Nabokov's 1955 novel is a hymn to the Russian-born author's delight in his adopted language. Indeed, readers who want to probe all of its allusive nooks and crannies will need to consult the annotated edition.Lolitais undoubtedly, brazenly erotic, but the eroticism springs less from the "frail honey-hued shoulders ... the silky supple bare back" of little Lo than it does from the wantonly gorgeous prose that Humbert uses to recount his forbidden passion:
She was musical and apple-sweet ... Lola the bobby-soxer, devouring her immemorial fruit, singing through its juice ... and every movement she made, every shuffle and ripple, helped me to conceal and to improve the secret system of tactile correspondence between beast and beauty--between my gagged, bursting beast and the beauty of her dimpled body in its innocent cotton frock.
Much has been made ofLolitaas metaphor, perhaps because the love affair at its heart is so troubling. Humbert represents the formal, educated Old World of Europe, while Lolita is America: ripening, beautiful, but not too bright and a little vulgar. Nabokov delights in exploring the intercourse between these cultures, and the passages where Humbert describes the suburbs and strip malls and motels of postwar America are filled with both attraction and repulsion, "those restaurants where the holy spirit of Huncan Dines had descended upon the cute paper napkins and cottage-cheese-crested salads." Yet however tempting the novel's symbolism may be, its chief delight--and power--lies in the character of Humbert Humbert. He, at least as he tells it, is no seedy skulker, no twisted destroyer of innocence. Instead, Nabokov's celebrated mouthpiece is erudite and witty, even at his most depraved. Humbert can't help it--linguisticjouissanceis as important to him as the satisfaction of his arrested libido.--Simon Leake』 『The hilarious and tragic story of Humbert Humbert, a middle-aged Russian man who feels passion only for young the "nymphet" Dolores Haze, whom he renames Lolita.』
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Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (very helpful) 『This book really hits the nail on the head- We women need to try harder to understand our husbands. This by no means means that they are perfect or never to blame, but we need to try a little harder. Dr. Laura is honest and direct and gives very helpful advice. I would recommend this book to anyone who is married, regardless of how long! We can all use a little help.』
(The Proper Care&Feeding of Husbands) 『This book is a very eye opening! It showed me exactly why I hated myself with my ex wife. It also showed me why life feels like heaven with my girlfriend and hopefully future wife. I feel it is a must read for any living breathing adult. Thank you Dr. Laura.』
(Great Book!) 『A friend told me about this book and I'm really glad she did. It's eye opening for a wife. It has really helped me to see ways that I can be a better wife to my husband.』
(The Proper Care&Feeding of Husbands) 『I am familiar with Dr. Laura Schlessinger's work, so I knew it would be on the conservative side...and it was. However, some of it was very practical as well. A lot of the advice could just as well be applied to husbands caring for and "feeding" their wives. While I do believe that men and women think totally differently, I think that there has to be a balance and a mutual respect for those differences.』
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Usually ships in 24 hours Core2Duoノートレビュー 's review (Goodbye Georgia) 『I love Georgia Nicholson! She is literally a comedy genius! And Book #10 doesn't disappoint -- it's still very Georgia in all her glorious nutty humor.
BUT... There was one teeny, TINY detail that made me sad about Book #10: it ends too quickly. Georgia fans have been following her love life for ten books and then everything gets wrapped-up in one little chapter at the very end... We don't even get a hint of what might happen next. Since this is supposed to be the last book -- it made me wish (futilely) for an epilogue... [insert heavy sigh]
So the only remedy I can think of is to go back to Book #1 and start all over again!』
(Vair Vair Full of Sadnosity) 『As the other reviews have mentioned, it was a bit depressing to reach the end of this series. I've loved every single entertaining moment with Georgia Nicolson, and I wish it wasn't goodbye!
Agree with the other reviewer that the book ended too abruptly...give us a bit more! Without giving anything away, I'll just say it seemed rushed. With that said, I was still happy with how things turned out (predictable yes, but satisfying).
Write more please Louise Rennison!!! I'll try not to cry and just continue re-reading all the books to get my Georgia fix!』
(Book Nerds Review) 『I luuuuurve this series so much, it's another one of those guilty pleasures of reading! The thing is, it's silly, it's crazy, and half of the time Georgia is just a dithering spaz, but that's what makes it so great! You can laugh at her, laugh with her, feel sorry for her, and then want to hit her right up side her head, all in one book.
I first found out about the Georgia Nicolson books in 2002, when I was in 10th grade (hello, forever ago!). I can't remember if I checked it out from the school library, or the local library, but I saw it and checked it out from somewhere... and then when I finished it? I promptly went to check out the rest of the series that they had at the time (which comes out to .. well two books, apparently ha). I remember vividly sitting for my pre-FCAT test, and then trying so very hard not to laugh reading On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex God because I would have been kicked out and made to redo it. Then again, that sounds like something that would happen to Georgia.. Hmm. Then? THEN, I started hording the books, I pre-ordered the third book, and the fourth, then the fifth, sixth, until I unfortunately fell out of reading for a bit. Even when I DID start reading again I didn't pick up with the Georgia Nicolson series again because I knew my mom wouldn't read it. She prefers her books to have fantastical creatures in it, not crazy self-adsorbed lead characters! Then, the trip to Indiana, and the only point in my life where I had WEEKS with nothing to do, so I started reading - what would ya know?! They had the last three Georgia books (7-9), and so I read them, and I fell back in love with her and her world. Which led me to buy 7-9&then pre-order #10: Are These My Basooma's I See Before Me? The point in telling you all of this, is that I want you to know my history with the books. To see that even though I went a few years without reading them, that when I finally caught up, I loved them JUST as much as I did before.
Are These My Basooma's I See Before Me? is the last and final installment of the Georgia Nicolson series, and I'm praying that Louise is just pulling our legs, because my life might very well be pointless with out! The last book is no let down from the others either, it's a fun, fast paced, book that follows Georgia around through all her snogging, red bottomosity as well as while she's on the rack of luuuuurve. I loved it, just as much as the others, the only downside is that - like with the other books - it implies that Georgia is the one `choosing' who she'll be with, but really it's the world evolving around her that does the choosing. I would have liked more evolution with her feelings and who she finally chooses or well, who finally chooses her. It's very obvious that she cares about him and he cares about her, but we don't see very much of it, just tiny bits here and there, and it's le crap. And I can't say anymore about the matter or I might ruin it. Sad, because I sort of want to scream TEAM DAVE THE LAUGH! from the roof tops!
Bottom line, if you like fun books, with characters that are just as imperfect as the rest of us, but have a great humor about themselves, and quirky little bits of British information, then the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson are for you. I would guarantee that you'd love them, but I can't. Sadly. So instead I will leave you with Georgia's departing words for us all:
Snog on, snog on, With hope in your heart, And you'll never snog alone, You'll never snog... alone.』
(Nooo Georgia come back!) 『As much as I have whined and complained (mostly to myself) that this series has gotten progressively more crappio since its beginning, and was starting to feel like book after book of blathering on with no progression at all and rehashed jokes, "Are these my basoomas I see before me?" was almost back to Rennisons original standard of hilariosity....But why end here? I totally get that 10 books is an insanely huge amount, but I only realised in this book that Georgia has only aged about a year since the first! Seriously? Only a year?? That in itself seemed a bit far fetched, but also left plenty of room for more! I guess only one to two more books could really be feasible, but why not...
SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why not get Georgia and Dave together and then continue with their relationship? I feel like there was more Masimo in the last few books than Dave, and nobody liked Masimo!! The ending felt a little rushed is I guess what Im saying....we have all been waiting for Georgia and Dave to get it together and when they finally do, its essentially over about 2 paragraphs....in fact, Georgia was mis that Masimo and her had broken up a few sentences prior to getting together with Dave! Not the way I wanted it all to end...
That said, the fact that sooo much of Rennisons "Georgia language" has made its way into my vocabulary over the last several years, from adding "osity" to the end of everything, to calling the toilet the "wazzeranium" (I actually said that today and had a few strange looks from friends...) is testament to how completely awesome this series has been overall.....』
(Vair vair sad it's over...) 『It is with deep sadnosity I am writing this review. I am sad not because the book has disappointed me. Not at all, "Are These My Basoomas I See Before Me?" is deffo up to Rennison's usual standards of hilariosity. But knowing that this is the last book gives me an actual nervy b. But back to the review for now.
Masimo is having a megahump with Gee after seeing her twisting with Dave the Laugh (Georgia's Hornmeister and an occasional snog partner) at the end of the previous book. Gee is determined to get the Luuurve God back. She employs all weapons available to her - layers of lippy and mascara, newly acquired maturosity, and of course, the Hormeister's useful advice and assistance. Will Georgia get back her Italian Stallion? Will she end up all aloney on her owney? Or maybe Dave the Tart will finally become something more than a matey type mate? You'll just have to read and find out for yourself.
Once again, the book is a great larf. Rennison's comic genius is undeniable. The ending is satisfying and logical (we can't really expect any kind of maturosity from 15-year old Georgia, and this is le fact). I wish it weren't this abrupt and I wish I got to see some more of the Hormeister, but I guess I'll just have to live with it.
I can't really believe the series is over. Oh, how I am going to miss the Ace gang, Angus and Gordy, vati and mutti, the lurve gods, and even Jas's unruly fringe and Monica's humongous nungas... 』 『Ohmygiddygodspyjamas! The tenth marvy book in the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson is here! Get ready to laugh like a loon on loon tablets. It's the FINAL instalment of Georgia's fab and hilarious diary! Does Georgia escape the cakeshop of luuurve? Can there be more heartbreaknosity in store? Will the Sex God pop up again unexpectedly (oo-er)! And what about the supreme accidental snogmaster Dave the Laugh? Will she FINALLY choose her only one and only? So many boys, so little time!』
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